30 Awesome Hilarious Food Captions for Instagram

This dish is so good, it should be illegal. 🍴🚨

I'm not a food critic, but this meal deserves a Michelin star. ⭐️🍽️

If this dish were a person, I'd marry it. 💍🍝

This meal is so good, it's making me question my life choices. 🤯🍔

I'm not saying this dish is perfect, but it's pretty darn close. 👌🍰

This meal is so good, it's making me reconsider my dietary restrictions. 🤤🥗

If happiness had a taste, it would be this dish. 😋🍕

This meal is so good, it's making me forget my name. 🤪🍜

I'm not a food snob, but this dish is simply divine. 👌🍷

This meal is so good, it's making me question my loyalty to other foods. 😱🍩

Yum in a bun. 🍔

Carb loading. 🍝

Nom nom nom. 😋

Food coma incoming. 😴

Eat, sleep, repeat. 🍽️

Foodgasm. 🤤

Hangry no more. 😊

Taste bud party. 🎉

Flavor explosion. 💥

Drool-worthy. 🤤

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍽️

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🥦🥕

I don't have a sweet tooth, I have sweet teeth. 🍰🍩

I'm not a picky eater, I just have high food standards. 🍽️👌

I'm on a new diet: the see-food diet. I see food, and I eat it. 👀🍔

I'm not a food critic, but if I were, I'd give this dish a 10/10. 🌟🍝

I'm not a food snob, but I do have a refined palate for deliciousness. 👅🍰

I'm not a food addict, I'm just really committed to my passion. 😋🍕

I'm not a food hoarder, I'm just preparing for the apocalypse. �zombie🍔

I'm not a food blogger, but I play one on Instagram. 📷🍽️

You had me at pizza. 🍕💕

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be delicious. 🥗😊

I'm not a princess, but I'll treat this cupcake like royalty. 👸🍰

I'm not a food critic, but I'd give this dish a big ol' smooch. 😘🍝

This dish is so cute, I could just pinch its cheeks. 😍🍽️

I'm not a food snob, but I do have a refined palate for cuteness. 🥰🍩

This meal is so adorable, it's making me blush. 😊🍔

I'm not a food blogger, but I play one on Instagram with my cute food pics. 📷🥞

This dish is so cute, it's making me want to adopt it. 🥰🥙

I'm not a food hoarder, but I do have a collection of cute food photos. 😊📸

This dish is so good, it's making me question my life choices. What's your favorite guilty pleasure food? 🤔🍔

I'm not a food critic, but this meal deserves a Michelin star. What's the best dish you've ever had? ⭐️🍽️

If happiness had a taste, it would be this dish. What's your go-to comfort food? 😋🍕

This meal is so good, it's making me forget my name. What's the most delicious thing you've ever eaten? 🤪🍜

I'm not a food snob, but this dish is simply divine. What's your favorite fancy restaurant? 👌🍷

This meal is so good, it's making me question my loyalty to other foods. What's your favorite food group? 😱🍩

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. What's your stance on veggies? 🥦🥕

I don't have a sweet tooth, I have sweet teeth. What's your favorite dessert? 🍰🍩

I'm not a picky eater, I just have high food standards. What's your food pet peeve? 🍽️👌

I'm on a new diet: the see-food diet. I see food, and I eat it. What's your diet philosophy? 👀🍔

🎶 You're the apple of my pie 🥧, you're the straw to my berry 🍓🎶

🎶 I'm a gummy bear 🐻, yes I'm a gummy bear 🍬🎶

🎶 Cause baby you're a firework 🎆, a delicious little snack 🍫🎶

🎶 I'm a smoothie 🥤, you're a smoothie, we're a smoothie family 🍌🍓🎶

🎶 You're the peanut 🥜 to my butter 🧈, the jam 🍯 to my bread 🍞🎶

🎶 I'm a hot dog 🌭, you're a hot dog, we're all hot dogs 🎶

🎶 You're the cheese 🧀 to my macaroni 🍝, the cherry 🍒 to my sundae 🍨🎶

🎶 I'm a cupcake 🧁, you're a cupcake, we're all cupcakes 🎶

🎶 You're the bacon 🥓 to my eggs 🍳, the syrup 🍯 to my waffles 🥞🎶

🎶 I'm a taco 🌮, you're a taco, we're all tacos 🎶

"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first." - Ernestine Ulmer 🍰

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw 🍽️

"Food is our common ground, a universal experience." - James Beard 🌍

"Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience." - Guy Fieri 🍔

"Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate." - Alan D. Wolfelt 💕

"Food is the most primitive form of comfort." - Sheilah Graham 🥰

"Food is the ingredient that binds us together." - Unknown 🤝

"Food is the great unifier across all cultures." - Kamini Pather 🌎

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." - Fran Lebowitz 🥗

"Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving, and identity." - Jonathan Safran Foer 🍽️