72 Great Hilarious Food Quotes for Instagram Captions

Life is short, eat the donut. 🍩🤣

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟😂

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🥦🤪

I'm on a pizza diet. I eat pizza every day. 🍕😋

I'm not a junk food person, I'm a dessert person. 🍰🤤

I'm not a food critic, but if I were, I'd give this dish two thumbs up. 👍👍

I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean sandwich. 🥪😎

I'm not a food snob, but I do have high standards for my snacks. 🥨🧐

I'm not a food blogger, but I do take really good pictures of my food. 📷🍽️

I'm not a food expert, but I know what I like. 😋🤷‍♀️

Food coma. 😴

Eat, sleep, repeat. 🍽️😴

Foodie for life. 🍴

Nom nom nom. 😋

Yum yum. 😋

Hangry no more. 😤➡️😊

Food baby. 🤰

Carb loading. 🍞🍝

Cheat day. 🍕🍩

Treat yo' self. 🍰

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 🐟😂

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🥦🤪

I'm not a junk food person, I'm a dessert person. 🍰🤤

I'm not a food critic, but if I were, I'd give this dish two thumbs up. 👍👍

I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean sandwich. 🥪😎

I'm not a food snob, but I do have high standards for my snacks. 🥨🧐

I'm not a food blogger, but I do take really good pictures of my food. 📷🍽️

I'm not a food expert, but I know what I like. 😋🤷‍♀️

I'm not a nutritionist, but I play one on Instagram. 🥗🤓

I'm not a food stylist, but I can make this dish look good. 📸🍝

You're the avocado to my toast. 🥑🍞

You're the peanut butter to my jelly. 🥜🍓

You're the sprinkles to my ice cream. 🍦🧁

You're the cheese to my macaroni. 🧀🍝

You're the bacon to my eggs. 🥓🍳

You're the cherry on top of my sundae. 🍒🍨

You're the sugar to my spice. 🍭🌶️

You're the whipped cream to my pie. 🥧🍰

You're the chocolate to my strawberry. 🍫🍓

You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate. ☕️🍫

What's your favorite food pun? Drop it in the comments! 🍔💬

Tag a friend who loves food as much as you do! 🍕👫

Double tap if you're a foodie at heart! 🍽️❤️

Share your favorite food memory in the comments! 🍝💭

What's the most outrageous food combination you've tried? 🌮🍕

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? 🍔🤔

What's the weirdest food you've ever eaten? 🍴🤢

What's your go-to comfort food? 🍝🥰

What's the most exotic dish you've tried? 🍛🌍

If you could open a restaurant, what kind of cuisine would you serve? 🍽️🍴

🎶 'Cause baby, you're a firework, and I'm a hot dog 🌭' 🎶

🎶 'You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the butterflies I feel in my belly' 🎶

🎶 'I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear, oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear' 🎶

🎶 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout' 🎶

🎶 'You're the cheese to my macaroni, the ketchup to my fries' 🎶

🎶 'I'm a little snowman, short and fat, here's my scarf and here's my hat' 🎶

🎶 'You're the bacon to my eggs, the syrup to my pancakes' 🎶

🎶 'I'm a little cookie, round and sweet, take a bite and you'll repeat' 🎶

🎶 'You're the cherry on top of my sundae, the sprinkles on my ice cream cone' 🎶

🎶 'I'm a little cupcake, frosted and sweet, with a cherry on top, I'm a treat' 🎶

"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first." - Ernestine Ulmer 🍰

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw 🍽️

"You don't need a silver fork to eat good food." - Paul Prudhomme 🍴

"Food is our common ground, a universal experience." - James Beard 🌍

"Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience." - Guy Fieri 🍔

"Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate." - Alan D. Wolfelt ❤️

"Food is the most primitive form of comfort." - Sheilah Graham 🥰

"Food is the ingredient that binds us together." - Unknown 🤝

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." - Fran Lebowitz 🥗

"Food is the great gift of the earth." - Thomas Merton 🌎