87 The Best Funny Halloween Pics with Hilarious Captions

Boo-tiful costume, but my face is the real nightmare. 👻🎃

I'm just here for the candy, not the scares. 🍫😂

My costume is so scary, even the mirror screamed. 💀🪞

I'm a ghost with the most, but still can't get a date. 👻💔

Trick or treat? I'll take both, please. 🍭🍬

I'm a real-life monster, but at least I'm a cute one. 😈😘

My costume is so hot, it's scary. 🔥👹

I'm the life of the party, even if I'm undead. 🧟‍♀️🎉

My costume is so bad, it's good. 😂👏

I'm a real-life nightmare, but at least I'm a fashionable one. 💀👗

Boo-tiful. 👻

Spook-tacular. 🎃

Ghostly glam. 👻💅

Scary chic. 💀👗

Haunted hottie. 👹😍

Witch, please. 🧙‍♀️

Fangs for the memories. 🧛‍♀️

Creepy cute. 👻🥰

Boo crew. 👻👻👻

Thriller night. 🧟‍♀️🕺

I'm the real-life version of a Halloween decoration gone wrong. 🎃🤣

My costume is so scary, even the monsters are running away. 👻💨

I'm not a witch, but I can still cast a spell on you. 🧙‍♀️😉

I'm the ghost of Halloween parties past, present, and future. 👻🎉

I'm a vampire, but I only bite if you're a snack. 🧛‍♀️😘

My costume is so bad, it's good. Or is it so good, it's bad? 🤔😂

I'm the queen of Halloween, and you're all my loyal subjects. 👸🎃

I'm a real-life monster, but at least I'm a cute one. 😈💕

I'm the life of the party, even if I'm undead. 🧟‍♀️🎉

My costume is so hot, it's scary. 🔥👹

Boo-tiful and spook-tacular. 👻🎃

Ghostly glam for the Halloween fam. 👻💅

Scary chic, but still so sweet. 💀👗

Haunted hottie, but with a heart of gold. 👹😇

Witch, please, but with a magical touch. 🧙‍♀️✨

Fangs for the memories, and the cuteness. 🧛‍♀️🥰

Creepy cute, but mostly cute. 👻💕

Boo crew, but we're all adorable. 👻👻👻

Thriller night, but with a cute twist. 🧟‍♀️🕺💖

Spooky, but make it fashionable. 👻👗

I'm the real-life version of a Halloween decoration gone wrong, but that's what makes me special. 🎃🤣

My costume is so scary, even the monsters are running away. But that's just how I roll. 👻💨

I'm not a witch, but I can still cast a spell on you with my charm. 🧙‍♀️😉

I'm the ghost of Halloween parties past, present, and future. And I'm here to haunt your feed. 👻🎉

I'm a vampire, but I only bite if you're a snack. And trust me, you're looking delicious. 🧛‍♀️😘

My costume is so bad, it's good. Or is it so good, it's bad? You decide! 🤔😂

I'm the queen of Halloween, and you're all my loyal subjects. Bow down to my spooky greatness. 👸🎃

I'm a real-life monster, but at least I'm a cute one. And that's what really matters, right? 😈💕

I'm the life of the party, even if I'm undead. Because who says zombies can't have fun? 🧟‍♀️🎉

My costume is so hot, it's scary. But that's just how I like it. 🔥👹

Boo-tiful and spook-tacular, just like the lyrics of a Halloween classic. 👻🎃

Ghostly glam for the Halloween fam, 'cause we're gonna party like it's 1999. 👻💅

Scary chic, but still so sweet, just like the lyrics of a spooky beat. 💀👗

Haunted hottie, but with a heart of gold, just like the lyrics we've been told. 👹😇

Witch, please, but with a magical touch, just like the lyrics we love so much. 🧙‍♀️✨

Fangs for the memories, and the cuteness, just like the lyrics that never cease. 🧛‍♀️🥰

Creepy cute, but mostly cute, just like the lyrics that make us groove. 👻💕

Boo crew, but we're all adorable, just like the lyrics that are so memorable. 👻👻👻

Thriller night, but with a cute twist, just like the lyrics we can't resist. 🧟‍♀️🕺💖

Spooky, but make it fashionable, just like the lyrics that are so danceable. 👻👗

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West 🧙‍♀️🐶

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble." - Shakespeare's Macbeth 🔥⚗️

"I see dead people." - Cole Sear from The Sixth Sense 👻👀

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." - Groucho Marx 🐘🥶

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!" - Samantha from Bewitched 🧙‍♀️👰

"I'm going ghost!" - Danny Phantom 👻🕶️

"I vant to suck your blood!" - Count Dracula 🧛‍♂️🩸

"It's alive! It's alive!" - Dr. Frankenstein 🧟‍♂️⚡

"I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time!" - Dr. Claw 🦹‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" - Classic Halloween rhyme 🍭🧀