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As a comedian, your Instagram notes can be a punchline to your followers' day, connecting them with your humor and wit.
From clever one-liners to witty observations, these note ideas will help you tickle your followers' funny bone and keep them coming back for more.
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The most popular and hilarious notes to make your followers LOL and share with their friends.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 😂
Life hack: just add tacos. 🌮
What's the difference between a comedian and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. 🍕
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. 💤
Procrastination is my superpower. 💪
If adulting was an Olympic sport, I'd get a participation trophy. 🏅
I'm silently correcting your grammar in my head. 🤫
My favorite exercise is scrolling. 💻
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours. 😂
Sarcasm: the highest form of intelligence. 💁♀️
Concise and witty notes that pack a punch of humor and fun.
Pizza is my love language. 🍕
Sarcasm: on. 💁♀️
Tacos are my happy place. 🌮
Coffee fuels my sass. ☕️
Good morning, I'm grumpy. 😒
I'm not lazy, I'm just on pause. ⏸️
Oops, did I just offend you? 😅
Procrastination mode: activated. 💻
What's for dinner? Leftovers from last week. 🍴
Happiness is a full battery. 📈
Side-splitting funny notes that showcase your comedic talent and leave your followers in stitches.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person. ☕️
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... again. 😂
If you can read this, you're too close. 🙅♂️
My humor is not offensive, it's just... aggressively honest. 😂
I'm not lazy, I'm just on extended nap time. 😴
What's the opposite of 'adulting'? Asking for a friend. 🤔
My phone battery is like my motivation – it's always draining. 📉
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated fun. 🎉
Good listener? No. Good at pretending to listen? Yes. 👂
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view... loudy. 😂
Adorably funny notes that add a touch of cuteness to your comedic style.
You're a-maize-ing! 🌽
Tacos are my love language. 🌮
Wine improves with age. I'm aging. 🍷
Good vibes only (and coffee). ☕️
I'm not late, I'm fashionably delayed. ⏰
Sassy cat in training. 🐈
I'm not lazy, I'm just on 'me time'. 💆♀️
Cute but psycho. Just kidding (or not). 😜
Chocolate is my love language. 🍫
Who needs coffee when you can nap? 😴
Engaging notes that spark conversations and laughter with your followers, encouraging them to share their own funny experiences and jokes.
What's your go-to karaoke jam? 🎤
Tag someone who makes you LOL! 😂
What's the best humor meme you've seen lately? 🤣
If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be? 🏅
Share a funny joke you just heard! 🤣
What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever lied about? 🤥
Who's the funniest comedian you've ever seen? 🤣
What's your favorite funny quote? 💬
Share a time when you laughed so hard you cried! 😂
If you could have dinner with any comedian, who would it be? 🍴
Funny lyrics from songs, comedians, and other sources that add a touch of humor to your Instagram notes.
What's the deal with airline food? - Jerry Seinfeld 🤣
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world... - Aqua 🎤
I'm not lazy, I'm just on 'island time' - Kenny Chesney 🌴
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave - Eagles 🏨
Don't take life so serious, folks. You'll never get out of it alive. - Elayne Boosler 😂
Every cloud has a silver lining, but it's hard to see when you're sitting in the dark. - Unknown 🌫️
What's up, Doc? - Bugs Bunny 🐰
Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else. - Unknown 😂
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference. - Unknown 💊
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. - Unknown 📚
Witty and insightful quotes about humor, comedy, and laughter from famous comedians, writers, and thinkers.
When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty. Only about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster Fuller 💡
A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to the tightrope of life. - Unknown 😂
Wit is the lowest form of humor, unless you have it. - Unknown 💁♀️
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal 📝
If I want to make people laugh, I think it's more effective to make them laugh about something they think is serious. - Unknown 😂
Humor is always anecdotal. It's always 'this happened to me.' - Richard Buckminster Fuller 🎤
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. - Steve Martin 💀
The burden of originality is one that most comedy writers struggle with. - Unknown 🤣
Humor is the instinct for self-preservation. - Laurence J. Peter 💪
When humor works, it works because it's painful. - Chris Rock 💔